Am watching Paranormal Witnesses marathon alone.
This is the worst idea ever.

“OH MY GOD AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? OH MY GOD POLTERGEISTS. OH MY GOD. I AM SLEEPING WITH ALL OF THE LIGHTS ON”

But seriously. They start talking about all the shit that would be going down, and WOULD CONTINUE TO HAPPEN
and i’m just like
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL THERE, gtfo.
Like these people are just now getting a priest or some shit after being physically attacked for like the 3rd time. 
Attacked.
Priest checks shit out. “There is a spiritual war here. This is beyond my strength. I can’t help you.”

Oh my god.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
WHY AREN’T YOU LEAVING
MINDEXPLOSION

/Endrant.
 

UPDATE:

It is setting shit on fire.

“That was the last straw.”

Yeah, that was the last straw, okay. Not the thirty other things.

I hate these people. 

Accidentally cursed in front of my students today.

Had moment of panic before I started cracking up.

I’m that fucking teacher.
Good to know. 

Usually I only clean my apartment when the possibility of getting laid is nigh.

Not normally the kind of wiener I prepare for.

TEMPORARILY ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTION